MisterSwill's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Worst Crime (Updated)]

Come on

Come on, people. Don't plagiarize other people's work! It just makes you look stupid!

[Tardz Wazzup]

A Good one

This is a good parody of the Budweiser commercial. It is also the only "Whazzup" movie in the portal that is not a rip-off of Bonrop's "Elian-Whazzup!" (other than the Elian movie itself). Strange, Stylish, Funny. Of course, it comes from The Romp.

[Prof. Bobby Knight]

Great Comic Piece!

This movie is quickly becoming underappreciated. At one time it was #3 of all time, and deservedly so. It has great cartoonish graphics, great slapstick violence, and is a funny parallel to the real Bobby Knight thing. The only problem with the movie is the weird grey bars at the top and bottom, but that's a minor complaint. All around, Good Job!

[History of fuck!]

How not to make a Flash movie

Here it is: Worse than any other contenter, the ultimate example of the worst kind of Portal entry. Find a funny sound file, incorporate it into a Flash movie, and you, too can get high ratings. This epidemic includes such other titles as "Delta Ebonics," "Limp Cookie," "Latin Heat," "Big Black Guy Named Ben," "Pet Names for Your Penis," and the dozens of movies using the "Kerpal Prank Call" sound file. The list goes on from there. I think it's interesting, though, that the single most blatant example of this is also the highest rated. Let's take a look at "The History of Fuck." First of all, Why Larry King? The voice on the sound file doesn't even sound like Larry King. Second, the other graphics are clip art and only appear for a few moments at a time, and where no clip art could be found, words are substituted. Notice that a lot of words appear in the blank white space that makes up most of this movie. And finally, the sound file. You know, when I first watched "The History of Fuck," I thought to myself, "the sound file isn't even that funny." Then I closed my eyes and listened again. It was hilarious. Yes, this movie uses stolen images, a stolen sound file, a true lack of any wit or style, and actually DETRACTS from the inherent humor of the sound. It does not deserve its spot in the top ten, let alone the top fifty. In short, "This movie is total dog shit! No effort was put into it!"

[Scrotum 4]

Style, Action, Music!

What can be said about Scrotum the puppy that hasn't been said already? A long time top five movie that has knocked STREET LIFE out of the number one spot on a few occasions, this movie has been cheered by NG fans as the quintessential Portal movie, and that is a plausible statement.

Of course, I've always felt that the music made this one. The opening song, heard over the quotation from Revelations, instantly grabs our viewers attention, letting us know we're in for a ride. The rest of the music carries the weight of the action and really adds to the excitement of seeing this shaggy pup give his persecutors their just desserts. Bravo, Brian Beaton. Bravo.

[skeleton]

Bizarre, but...cool.

Wow. Both the description and the main character of the movie say it's just a test, but I like it. Very surreal. It evokes a sinister mood. The art and the music are both very well done. I could imagine a very creppy full length movie based on this skeleton guy. Here's hoping!